officialpigeon:

*adopts 420 dogs* this isn’t even a joke im literally gonna adopt 420 dogs

"Bromeo, oh Bromeo
I love you.. No homeo"
— Every Bro Ever (via frecklesandstitches)
professionalcinnabon:

Barack no… I’m not that kind of guy anymore.

professionalcinnabon:

Barack no… I’m not that kind of guy anymore.

princeshroom:

kanami-yuuta:

grellsutcliff:

saltykun:

hatos:

confirmed

confirmed

confirmed

I’m sorry but… what is confirmed?

confirmed

  • anon: you are so attention seeking!!
  • me: yes, true, correct, accurate, right, absolutely, without a doubt, totally, factual, verifiable, exactly, precise, unerring, error-free, all right, of course, sure, certainly, indeed, right, yep, affirmative, agreed, roger

destiel:

trying to make a situation better and accidentally making it a worse
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(Source: scottish)

skypestripper:

hearing a story thats obviously made up

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railroadsoftware:

im sorry to break this to you, but it seems as if i have owned you so hard that you are now officially my son. im not happy about it either. in fact i am very disappointed in you 

wingedflow:

sassygayclarinetist:

canadian vandalism

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  • Me: *during sex* ....i think i hear someone coming....
  • girl: ....who?
  • me: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *bust nut*