evgeniemalkin:

the fault in our swag

(Source: margaerythetyrell)

(Source: best-of-imgur)

egibbo:

takeonecurtaincall:

lastgreattimewhore:

the-loki-initiative:

lastgreattimewhore:

if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

this is the best rape argument i have ever heard

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(Source: apollogizing)

  • baby: d... d... d...
  • father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
  • baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
  • baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*

pewpewlazernipples:

methlabrador:

a dude at the gym just reached in his bag, pulled out a bottle of Hershey’s chocolate syrup, smiled & shook his head like that’s just something that happens to people, put it back and then pulled out a bottle of water instead

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(Source: mattressblowoutsale)

tsunderedevil:

AMAZINGI downloaded a skeleton mod and another mod fucked it up and it would only let him have hatsune miku hair and you couldn’t even go hairless
tsunderedevil:

AMAZINGI downloaded a skeleton mod and another mod fucked it up and it would only let him have hatsune miku hair and you couldn’t even go hairless

tsunderedevil:

AMAZING

I downloaded a skeleton mod and another mod fucked it up and it would only let him have hatsune miku hair and you couldn’t even go hairless

sally-mun:

This is how I imagine my college is using my tuition money.

jpgay:

we’ve all had crushes we very strongly regret

jewishsanta:

enjoy your wonderful cup of coffee as this cat fucking melts and drowns before your very eyes

(Source: kogyaru)

daveshady:

conbox:

"Every girl has dreamed about carrying a child".

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once i had a dream that i was pregnant and then i gave birth and it was a litter of kittens but i dont think that counts bc im a boy

(Source: kegelmeter)